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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired! No, not you, test subject, you're fine. Yes, you! Box your stuff! Out the front door! Parking lot! Car! Goodbye!

From Portal 2, spoken by Cave Johnson

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PGP Public Key

I have a PGP public key with ID 0x08C3A3B6. Feel free to use the key to encrypt messages to me/verify messages from me/whatever. You can either get the key by searching the SKS keyservers for 0x08C3A3B6, or you can copy the complete ASCII-armored keyblock from User:FastLizard4/PGP Public Key.

About me

Hello there! I'm FastLizard4, or at least that's what I call myself on the Internet. Although I like joking that I'm a citizen of the Internet, I am physically located (at least most of the time) in Southern California in the United States. I'm a first-year (junior by unit standing) at the University of California, Los Angeles's Henry Samueli School of Engineering and Applied Science majoring in Computer Science and Engineering, and potentially minoring in Physics. In addition, this past summer, I worked as a Summer Research Assistant at the California Institute of Technology. Outside of school, I'm a Wikipedia editor (as User:FastLizard4; who would have guessed?) since April 2006 (although I'm not as active anymore as I'd like to be), an administrator/bureaucrat on the English Metroid Wikia, Wikitroid (once again as User:FastLizard4), and I'm an avid computer programmer and Unix/Linux sysadmin. I also am into photography, and have recently gotten into the habit of taking my Nikon D3000 with me wherever I go when possible, which has allowed me to take many of the photographs I have posted on my Flickr photostream. I am also a laser enthusiast, and I own a 450mW 532nm green IR-DPSS-FD laser, a 300mW 650nm (+-10nm) red semiconductor diode laser, and a 1200mW 445nm blue semiconductor diode laser. I classify myself politically as a liberal independent and religiously as an agnostic.

You can find my other online presences in the list of links to the left of this "about me" text, and my Twitter timeline can be found below this text (the green box).

Other random facts about me:

  • For my contact information on various IM services or email addresses, please contact me first through, say, Twitter.

Mood
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So stressed, and I need more coffee.

Stress level meter:
School is getting hectic now that there's less than a month until the end of the quarter
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Hosting

LizardWiki and the rest of the site, as well as the other services provided (LizardIRC, etc.) are all hosted from a Linode 512 VPS in Fremont, California, in the United States. You can purchase your very own Linode VPS, or you can see all the perks you get with one, at their website. Also, if you do buy a Linode, please use my referral code: 7244b9177cf793b272687738ee557aca870d8acf (note that if you click in the previous sentence, my referral code will automatically be used).

Before the Linode, this wiki was hosted on a Hexxeh VPS. If you don't mind being hosted in Europe and if you don't mind not having a control panel, they're super cheap (really awesome deals)! Click here to see plans and pricing, and feel free to contact Hexxeh directly on his Twitter if you have questions!

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LizardWiki Twitter

LizardWiki has a Twitter account, @LizardWiki, which is used to distribute news and information regarding the wiki and this server, including downtime notifications. Note however that the Twitter feed will no longer contain a recent changes feed for the wiki.

Random Awesomeness

"Once upon a midnight dreary
While I porn surfed, weak and weary
Over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
'Tis not possible!', I muttered, 'Give me back my free hardcore!'
Quoth the server, 404."

--Prodego in the ##juliancolton IRC channel's topic

<Freakatone> Is there a way to make the server update itself?
  <Skizzerz> you need to take a sacrifical lamb to the altar in the New York Wikia
             office, say a prayer to the heathen gods of the servers, then offer up
             the lamb and a cornucopia of fresh melons, along with expensive red wine
  <Skizzerz> or you could poke crucially for a real answer

--From the #wikia IRC channel on freenode

Resolved And I hope it's not considered feeding the trolls to say this thread was hilarious, especially Courcelles' swift response. GiftigerWunsch [TALK] 19:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
I escaped from a community ban! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.247.21.15 (talk) 17:50, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
  • No you didn't. Blocked for a week. Courcelles (talk) 17:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
71.247.0.0/16 blocked 55 hours (FYI, [1] shows no constructive edits within that range within that length of time).–MuZemike 22:26, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

--From Wikipedia's Administrator Noticeboards.


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Footnotes

  1. Ok, not necessarily books. "Literature", how about that?
  2. This isn't necessarily what I'm listening to right now; rather, the song listed as "now playing" is one I've recently bought or a song I've recently listened to a lot more so than what I'm listening to at the moment.
  3. See also my Steam account
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